Why does this website look funny in firefox? it makes me sad. kisses! –Cat

Well, Cat, the reason this website looks funny in firefox is because I was playing with absolute positioning in CSS and I’m clearly not that good yet. This is what happens when you forgo blogging software and do everything with an outdated version of dreamweaver and notepad. Or even better- TextEdit. That’s all I got.

How do you tell a guy he’s a bad kisser? I feel like half my face got mauled when we made out and I still want to go out with him. I want to be nice, but I also want him to improve on his abilities. How can I do this? –Kissing Kitten

There is no easy way to tell someone that they suck as sucking face. My advice would be to train him a little. If you ask him to gnaw on your lip a little, or tell him how much you love it when he flicks his tongue against yours lightly, he knows where to go. Telling him he’s awful won’t actually help him become a better kisser, it’ll just give him a complex. And as they say, practice makes perfect, complexes make insecure jackasses. So get him some starbursts, some cherries, and tell him to tie you a few knots.

Either that, or encourage him to kiss you elsewhere. Maybe other parts of you wouldn’t mind being mauled.