Is the rapture coming? Some woman said it was.
–God Fearer
In preparation to answer this question, I did some research. Granted, I tend to stick to the same sources for all my research, but I must say the results were quite interesting. The general feeling nowadays is: Yes. The rapture is coming.
One article went so far as to say that our current administration feels that the rapture is so near that we are actually not taking consequences into account when we act. We don’t care, because God will come (very) soon to settle things out. So let’s kill all the muslims and legalize drugs in Mexico and next thing you know, it’ll be one huge fucking mess. Another article said the rapture was coming soon after the 2nd coming, but I don’t remember coming the first time.
So, my pet squirrel, I would start hording a couple of nuts and brushing up on your Leviticus. Either that or go out in a huge orgy. As long as I’m invited, I think it’s great. Oh… that should be the theme of my housewarming party (that I’m having some day)… The Ratpure is Coming…
