At what time does worry turn into paranoia ?
–Moonan

4:20.

What should I wear to work tomorrow?
–Lost in the closet

Khakis, a button down shirt, and a trucker hat that says “Your mom likes it rough.”

Is there a good explanation for nipples on men that you’re aware of?
–Some Guy

Male lactation is possible . I think that’s as good as we’re going to get. Although, i bet the real answer is more like this: your blueprint has a nipple drawn on it before it is determined whether or not it will be functional (due to your sex). So, it’s a scar of what could have been. My advice: Get the full experience- pierce it or cover it in condensed milk and let someone cute suckle you.

Why is my clit so big?
–Dorito Clit

Real Answer: First, some cool background information from Wikipedia: The female clitoris corresponds to homologous parts of the male penis, i.e., embryologically it comes from the same tissue that forms the penis. The trigger for forming a penis instead of a clitoris is the action of testosterone in utero.The organ is formed out of corpus cavernosum, a rich collection of capillary tissue with a substantial presence of nerve tissue. What does this mean? Clit will be big or small depending on how it naturally shapes. There are variations in clit size like there are variations in penis size or breast size or nose size or foot size. Blame genetics.

But I must tell you: My friend J had a very large vagina. I don’t think her clit was that big, but her vagina was huge (she complained of it often and we discussed it at length, though I’ve never seen it). I think having a big clit is awesome and probably better than having J’s big vagina. Cuz dude, HUGE vagina or HUGE clit. I think the possibilities are just plain…whoa.