Is the new james bond going to be blonde? A large bet rests on this.
–Someone you know

Well, I’m afraid it’s true. In fact, so much fuss was made about his [Daniel Craig, the new James Bond] having blond hair that some people called him “James Blond.” Although I would say his hair is a sandy blond. And the James Bond trailer that’s available online is in black and white. So who knows what it will actually look like on screen.

Dear Dr. Adri,I am a 26 year old gay male living in Houston, Texas. I have a confession to make. Boobies scare me. Many of my friends tell me that this is an entirely unacceptable behavior for a gay guy. I’m afraid that I am not getting the most of the gay experience or worse, that this is somehow a manifestation of some sub-conscious sexist sentiment I harbor. What should I do? Should I ask my female friends to help me develop a fascination for boobies? Should I see a therapist? Or am I fine as I am?
–Gay Guy Afraid Of Boobies

A quick google search for “fear of breasts” and “homosexual” brought up a bunch of testimonials from people. A search for “gay boobies” will haunt me for the rest of my life. Well, GGAOB, I have a very good friend in a similar situation. I keep shoving his head into my ample bosom and he feels nothing (except the fine pillow softness of my bazoongas). I’m not sure there is a “gay experience” unless you count a love of Barbara Streisand as “the gay experience.” I suppose you could fake enthusiasm for boobies around your friends, or you could buy a prosthetic set and sleep with them every night, holding them to your cheek to develop a love. Or you could just learn to appreciate the breasteses in a purely anotomical way. “Those are some fine mammaries, m’am.” My suggestion: shrug your shoulders, make a weird hissing noise, and rest your head in my ample bosom. Everything’s going to be all right. Let Mama make it better.