Where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
–Yossarian

They all died in pointless wars designed to purge a generation of innocence and create instead an army of cynical hardcore emotives on myspace .

I really like a friend of mine and would enjoy to engage in a relationship beyond what we have now, but I’m moving soon. Should I hold onto the great relationship we have now or go with my feelings?
–rocket man

Live life without regrets, unless having crazy regrets is better than living with the fact that your attraction ruined your friendship, that is assuming that somehow this would ruin the relationship. Whatever. That’s not even true. I tell people that I like them. And sometimes it weirds them out, but they usually come around. For example: I really like-d this guy J. Like… a lot. We were good friends, shagged once in a drunken frenzy of awesome, and then went back to being friends. He’s pretty aware of how I feel about him, and I’m pretty aware that its not mutual, and we’ve moved passed it, fallen in love with other people, and I still bug him with my random thoughts every now and then. He’s still one of my good friends and all is well. Hell: all of our friends know and they think it’s pretty cool that we decided our friendship was worth more than stupid awkwardness. But then again, we have moved past junior high. Not everyone can say that regarding their emotional levels in dealing with relationships.