name three slam poets you would have sex with, right now, no questions asked. and no, you can’t choose poets you’ve already fucked. and no chicks either, cause that’s way too easy.
–Zyx

I’ve already had sex with every slam poet. Ever. Actually, I would shag Corinna Bain, Rachel McKibbens, and Karen Ladson. I dare you to even try to call them “chicks” to their face.

Some guy on the street just asked me if I wanted hot chocolate on me. I said, “No thank you.” But now I’m wondering what he would have done if I had said yes. What do you think?
–Not Chocolate Girl

He probably would have looked at you with mild interest and then said “freak,” while walking away shaking his head, muttering about the freaky people he encounters on the street every day who can’t take a joke. Life’s funny like that.