06/30/2006
“Reb Lobster”… Donut
Snickerdoodle.
06/29/2006
Are long distance relationships worth it?.
–FINE
Maybe. It really depends on you. If you’re totally in love and there’s a committment toward a common future, then yes. If it’s because you are scared of meeting other people and are comfortable in what you are doing now, and you’re latching onto whatever you can because you might never get some ass again due to your repulsive face/nature/smile/self-esteem/attitude/grades/smell…. then it’s probably not a good idea. It’ll be torture for somebody.
06/28/2006
For the first six years of my adult sex life I slept around… a lot. With this, I had no problems, enjoying it muchly, but I grew out of it. This I also had no problems with. But it hit me recently in the last year and a half, I’ve had sex with two people, both serious relationships. Do I have to relinquish my status as a slut? I kind of don’t want to..
–Former Slut
You can always be a slut at heart. I’ve only slept with four guys in the last two years. Er, at least I think that’s the right number. Anyway, that doesn’t really make me much of a slut, does it? But I am one. I can’t really help it. And as long as the numbers on the board are still greater than average, it doesn’t matter how long it’s really been. Because you were a slut. And “slut” isn’t something that works well in past tense. Once you’ve crossed over, you’ve crossed over. I don’t care how popular hymen reconstruction is, you can’t re-virginize, and you can’t erase from memory the blush-worthy things you’ve done. And those, really, are what makes a slut a slut. (If you can’t remember because you were drunk, that makes you a lush, not a slut).
