I’m supposed to bring some kind of appetizer to a party tonight. But I’m not good at making anything. What do I do? I’m considering bringing some kind of cheese, but is that too lame? -Quick!
By all means bring cheese. It’s all about the preparation. If you arrange it nicely on the plate with some crackers, it can be really good. Or if you want to be super fancy and impress everyone this is what you do: buy goat’s cheese, smear some on a cracker, and top it with a grape tomato. Repeat this about twenty-five times and arrange on the plate in many circles. A ripple if you will of goodness. Everyone will think they are tasty and awesome, and you’ll look sophisticated yet simple. I would totally flirt with you, if you brought this as an appetizer.
