Adri, I heard that you went to the Pittsburgh Autoshow last weekend. How was it? What was your favorite car? – Auto

If by “what was your favorite car” you mean “which car did you covet most,” then the answer is clear. The VW Eos.

I mean… look at it. It’s sweet. Like Candy. Like sweet, sweet candy. In my belly.

I mean, it’s a hardtop convertible. Made by Volkswagen. I covet it so much. It has a sunroof, a big sunroof. It’s zippy. And it’s a transformer! You press a button and like magic, it goes from “car” to “supercar.” I’m sorry, I’m gushing. I think I’ve just developed my first real car crush. It tells you something about my taste, I guess. I don’t need a Porsche. Just a good VW, a solid dependable zippy cute durable german-engineered people’s car. No wonder I date dorky white scientists. It’s always been in the cards.