pee weeA man in the UK is put on the sex offender’s list after “having sex with a bicycle.” There were several articles that alluded to this in the news yesterday, but none of them actually explained how it was possible for a man to have sex with a bicycle. While I understand how one could have sex with different parts of the bike, would it necessitate the whole bicycle to have intercourse? Couldn’t you remove the handlebars? Or just the wheel? Or maybe even the seat? I just don’t understand. How!? I almost don’t want to know.