Adri! Great to see updates on the site again! A couple of things have perplexed me having to do with these celebritards. I’ve never thought Paris Hilton was attractive, but when she walked out of jail lines by all those photogs like she was on a cat-walk, I thought she looked gorgeous. And people can say what they want about Britney’s performance at the VMA’s, but I thought she looked good. Why is it that these celebrities go through tons of crap (looking like crap), and yet when they hit rock bottom they look so hot?

I can’t wait to see Lindsay Lohan when SHE hits rock bottom!

-Surprisingly Turned On

I am generally attracted to people who are willing to hit rock bottom in front of cameramen. Perhaps I confuse abject humiliation with bravery. In order to be willing to humiliate yourself as much the typical celebutard, you must be brave. Or in possession of only one brain cell.My estimates put Paris and Britney at at least seven brain cells between them these days and that’s enough to prove they are definitely capable of understanding the concept of “consequences” and “dignity.” If I were sauntering to or from jail (!), I would probably hang my head in shame and dejection. If I were caught unprepared at the talent show (a talent show watched by millions people who want to see you hit rock bottom), I would probably run off stage crying. And then I would trip and fall and start to bleed. So there is something attractive about watching those two soldier on, mascara properly applied and sparkly things in place. Maybe that’s the lesson in all this. Feel free to mess up your life. Just make sure you look really good while doing it.

River Phoenix may be dead, but he was certainly hot.
I think Lohan already hit rock bottom. She’s been to rehab twice and she’s still not attractive. Probably because she’s not even pretending to have any dignity anymore. Lohan hides from us because she knows it ain’t pretty.