Skimmed milk?
That’s hogwash.
Our salvation lies where people like
Poe, Hemingway, Bukowski
and the Irish have always known.
In Beer.
70% H20, beer will be 30% cheaper than water
And you will get more B- vitamins.
You’ll also be able to forget about how much water costs.
Priceless.
If you don’t like beer
you can drink Coors Light
because it’s like making love in a canoe
…fucking close to water.