My name is Adri. I answer questions and blog for fun, when I’m not pretending to be busy. Here are some FAQ’s for you.

What is this blog? Part question-and-answer, part cultural criticism, part rambling absurdity. A bunch of thougts, observations, and answers to public quandries. Love, monkeys, and the internet all thrown into a blender and presented for your listening and viewing pleasure.

What qualifies you to answer these questions? Nothing really. Just experience, excellent research skills, and good friends that answer things I can’t. That and your trust in me. (All advice is given with the understanding that I am not responsible for whatever you do. You take this advice at your own risk.)

How do I ask a question? Well, if you prefer to remain totally anonymous you can ask here. I prefer you email me the question. There are links to both available on the sidebar.
If you choose to ask a question anonymously, I will post the name you give yourself.
If you email me, I will protect your privacy and not post your email address or your real name. Just whatever you use to sign your email. Unsigned questions and emails will just say “anonymous.” But that’s not very clever, is it?

Do You Log IPs? Nope. I don’t really care who you are. I care way more about what you have to say.

Who are you really? I am Adriana E. Ramirez, you may as well know. I am a nonfiction writer and a smart ass. (www.zadriana.com)

Do you edit entries? No. Your bad grammar and spelling stay. As do my grammar and spelling. Suck it up or look it up.

How long from question-asked to question-answered? Sometimes same day, sometimes two months. I am a full-time student, and I also have freelance work. This is my hobby. No one pays me to do this. I’ll get around to it. If this is an urgent question, and some of them are, just make a note at the bottom or something that says, “Please answer today.” It’s better if I know. Usually, I’ll have the question up in two days max.

I love your site. How can I help? Spread the word. ASK QUESTIONS! That’s all.
Is there anything you won’t answer? Yeah. I won’t answer stupid questions. I decide what’s stupid. Think about the people that read this. Ask something they’ll want to know about. Don’t ask me whether or not I like you. That’s dumb. Ask me that in person. I’ll tell you.

Are you sober when you write these? AskAdri makes no guarantees as to the the sobriety level of any Adri at any given moment.