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vanity of the big-headed cubus*
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Adri! Great to see updates on the site again! A couple of things have perplexed me having to do with these celebritards. I’ve never thought Paris Hilton was attractive, but when she walked out of jail lines by all those photogs like she was on a cat-walk, I thought she looked gorgeous. And people can [...]

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furries v klingons

What is the greatest thing you’ve seen today? – M. Boon I believe it is this: source Because, dude. Furries v. Klingons in a bowling match. I’m rooting for the Furries. What can I say? I’m a softie.

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What do you consider as great literature? further more, what divides writing from a form of entertainment ala grisham, collins and writing as an art ala too many people to mention – sammy o Great literature (to me) is literature that does more than entertain. It provokes articulate discussion that is not based on controversy [...]

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Slate.com asks (http://www.slate.com/id/2174401/nav/tap3/): Should Kids See Their Parents Naked? Seeing your parents au naturel can be confusing for older kids [children over 3, that is] who are more curious about bodies and sexuality. A child might wonder why a parent’s genitals look different from his own; he might feel inferior by comparison, or jealous; and [...]

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What are you doing for your birthday?  I hear its coming up soon…. -Curious in California  I will be performing at the Art Festival on Ellsworth and I will be having dinner and drinks at Kelly’s Bar and Lounge. A week later I’ll be in NYC, doing what I do best. Being an idiot. I’ve [...]

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I am in Austin August 6-12. Doing what?? You haven’t seen me in years. You want to see me. Come to the National Poetry Slam. Get your face blown off.

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I wanna take my friend to a slam, but not just any slam, a good one. When’s the next big slam in Austin? – Javi All right, Javi. Who is paying you to ask this? Certainly not me. But, now that you’ve asked… here’s the response. The National Poetry Slam is happening in Austin this [...]

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whats the deal with everyone working out nowadays?  when i was in college we would laugh at the guys who were in the gym everyday, now u cant go to a bar without a sixpack and bitching pecs. – couch tater Honestly, I don’t get it either. I find in-shape people more attractive than non [...]

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Where are you from? – Curious I was born in Mexico City. My mother is Colombian. My father’s father was Colombian as well, but my father was born and raised in Mexico (City). I moved to Texas when I was 3 months old (Houston, then Crocket, and finally at the age of five to McAllen), [...]

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Have you ever met your “boob twin”? As in somebody you’ve seen and you look at their chest and your like, “that girl has the same boobs I do?” I haven’t, but I think I met yours the other day. I seriously wanted to go up to her and say, “Your boobs are fantastic! They’re [...]

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So I had a date with this girl on Wednesday. Since she doesn’t have a phone, I agreed to meet her for said date at the bar she works at. I show up on Wednesday and she’s working. I asked her if she was working Thursday, she said no, so we set it for Thursday [...]

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I recently met this wonderful guy; we had a lovely week of pre-dates (you know, the phone conversations, the cute planning for the date, the getting to know one another stuff) which culminated in one of the cutest dates I’ve ever had (which is saying alot, as I’ve been around the block once or twice… [...]

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Dear Adri, I’ve never been in love with a girl. But I might be falling in love with one now. She’s smart, cute, funny, and has a lot of the same interests in life. (We’ve been dating for a little while.) To (not) quote Forrest Gump: “I’m a smart man, but I don’t know what [...]

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eos

Adri, I heard that you went to the Pittsburgh Autoshow last weekend. How was it? What was your favorite car? – Auto If by “what was your favorite car” you mean “which car did you covet most,” then the answer is clear. The VW Eos. I mean… look at it. It’s sweet. Like Candy. Like [...]

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I’m supposed to bring some kind of appetizer to a party tonight. But I’m not good at making anything. What do I do? I’m considering bringing some kind of cheese, but is that too lame? -Quick! By all means bring cheese. It’s all about the preparation. If you arrange it nicely on the plate with [...]