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I've been watching the most recent season of Project Runway [editor's note: Seth Aaron IS my boy], and in a recent episode, I could not help but notice one of the silly sponsor commercials they play. This Garnier spot codes ...Read More

‘Fro Hawk

Dear Ask Adri- I do not orgasm from vaginal penetration. Only through clitoral stimulation. Is there something wrong with me? What can I do to make this happen? My boyfriend gets really upset if I don't cum during sex, and I ...Read More

Not Faking

How does one get their mojo back?  -XOXO 1) Adopt a monkey, name him Mojo. 2) Move to Odessa, TX. 3) Dress like a mod, drive a British sports car, and shag Elizabeth Hurley. 4) Become a monkey, terrorize three little girls with superpowers. ...Read More

XOXO

06/27/2006 Why is the sky blue? --I've been wondering... There's a great scientific answer available if you do the google thing. Otherwise, I'll venture that the sky is blue because the cockroaches that secretly rule the earth told it to be blue. And ...Read More

June 9-27

06/08/2006 "Quetzalcoatl"... The Book of Mormon "The Book of Mormon"...Red Lobster Why Doesn't Ask Adri enable commenting on questions and answers? --Bursting with Comments Well, the main reason Ask Adri doesn't do that is because Adri doesn't know how to do that. She's in the ...Read More

June 1-8

What kind of a high do you get from absinthe? Does it hit you like a visual hallucinogen, or is it merely an altered mental state? Do you use it in your creative process? --Mssr. La Verte My (perfectly legal, Mr. ...Read More

Mssr. La Verte

So here's the deal: My dick hurts. Should I (a) lop it off, (b) douse it in cocoa butter, or (c) tell it everything's going to be OK even though I know, deep down, where it counts, that it won't, ...Read More

Booyakasha, Word Association with General Anthony C. McAuliffe, I heart guys in eyeliner and girls jeans, & single again