Point is, the girl in the commercial had really cool hair. And my roommate is writing a book about racial identity and hair, and she’s always complaining about what few styling options she has tried. So I decided that Libby and the ‘Fro Hawk should meet.

Dear Ask Adri- I do not orgasm from vaginal penetration. Only through clitoral stimulation. Is there something wrong with me? What can I do to make this happen? My boyfriend gets really upset if I don’t cum during sex, and I refuse to fake it to make him happy. Your advice? -Not Faking Well, Not [...]

How does one get their mojo back?  -XOXO 1) Adopt a monkey, name him Mojo. 2) Move to Odessa, TX. 3) Dress like a mod, drive a British sports car, and shag Elizabeth Hurley. 4) Become a monkey, terrorize three little girls with superpowers. Get beat up routinely. 5) Cocaine (the beverage), Axe (the smell), [...]

06/27/2006 Why is the sky blue? –I’ve been wondering… There’s a great scientific answer available if you do the google thing. Otherwise, I’ll venture that the sky is blue because the cockroaches that secretly rule the earth told it to be blue. And it was good. 06/26/2006 I gave my number to a girl I [...]

06/08/2006 “Quetzalcoatl”… The Book of Mormon “The Book of Mormon”…Red Lobster Why Doesn’t Ask Adri enable commenting on questions and answers? –Bursting with Comments Well, the main reason Ask Adri doesn’t do that is because Adri doesn’t know how to do that. She’s in the process of moving to Word Press or livejournal so this [...]

What kind of a high do you get from absinthe? Does it hit you like a visual hallucinogen, or is it merely an altered mental state? Do you use it in your creative process? –Mssr. La Verte My (perfectly legal, Mr. NSA wire-tapper big brother guy!) experiences with absinthe have been pretty awesome. You drink [...]

So here’s the deal: My dick hurts. Should I (a) lop it off, (b) douse it in cocoa butter, or (c) tell it everything’s going to be OK even though I know, deep down, where it counts, that it won’t, in fact, be OK? –Booyakasha I suppose it’s important to examine possible reasons why your [...]

At what time does worry turn into paranoia ? –Moonan 4:20. What should I wear to work tomorrow? –Lost in the closet Khakis, a button down shirt, and a trucker hat that says “Your mom likes it rough.” Is there a good explanation for nipples on men that you’re aware of? –Some Guy Male lactation [...]

What should I have for dinner, soup and salad or Mexican (or a Mexican)? –Hungry Mexican soup and salad. Duh. why am i such a heartless asshole? –Nunya Probably because you have no heart and your face is a sphincter.

What are some underrated/unappreciated erogenous zones on the female body? –wild bill My whole body is an erogenous zone if done correctly. That’s the thing. It’s not always where you touch (although sometimes that’s critical), it’s how you touch. I can’t really tell you what any other girls’ zones are, but I know that I [...]

I’ve been dating a woman for several months, but the physical side of our relationship is rather confusing. She’ll go down on me, but won’t let me go down on her or even see her peachfish, and she’ll only let me fuck her up the ass (no vag AT ALL) with the lights off. …

I recently started taking anti-depressants. I’m glad that I’m on them, and am egarly anticipating the positive effects (takes a few weeks). I’m comfortable with the fact that I need them right now, and have had some helpful support from careing friends. To help tide me over untill they start to kick in and …

I’ve noticed a pattern with my relationships. They seem to last 2 1/2 years before I decide that it isn’t right for me and move on. This leaves the women heartbroken and I feel unmoved and unaffected by the whole thing. Am I incapable of actually loving someone or am I just making excuses …

Lately, I’ve been going brazilian down there with a landing strip, and I’m a big fan. I don’t really have a problem with vag-hair, but at the moment I like it this way. My boyfriend isn’t really invested, but enjoys both the hairy and hairless look. I’d really like to go all-out and rid …

Is the new james bond going to be blonde? A large bet rests on this. –Someone you know Well, I’m afraid it’s true. In fact, so much fuss was made about his [Daniel Craig, the new James Bond] having blond hair that some people called him “James Blond.” Although I would say his hair is [...]