mood-ring

* Nothing contained in the text below is true in any possible way. It's just a performance piece I started writing that went nowhere, but that I'm posting to share. As the failure-in-progress that it is. Feel free to use ...Read More

Picture 2

I'm not going to lie, when I read this piece of ephemera, I wanted a Digby of my own.   The idea of having a child-doll instead of a child, or even in addition to, does not strike me as odd or ...Read More

mcallen

My good friend (and now comedian) Jamie Bono has a neat podcast with his good friend Keith Brown called the To Do List. You should listen to it. He is/was also asking people to submit their own to-do lists ...Read More

ashwednesday

"Remember you came from dust, and to the dust you will return." I'm stuck in a loop and I'm having a hard time breaking it. I joke about my misanthropy at times. I joke about how I go through periods where I ...Read More

Ben Roethlisberger

I'm excited about the Super Bowl™. My hometown team stands to win its seventh title, and the city of PIttsburgh teems with excitement ((Friday night, downtown, my friends and I passed a boisterous couple dressed in full Steelers regalia, holding ...Read More

jon_stewart

So I came up with a new internet caper idea. Here's what I'm going to do when I finish one final "I swear I'm only proofreading" edit of my book. #1: I'm going to self-publish a thousand copies of my ...Read More

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This commercial really freaks me out and stimulates my senses at the same time. I have no real words for it. I don't have a cat. But if I did, I'm not sure I'd feed it Friskies based on this ...Read More