So, for Christmas I got a Flip Cam (so cool) and a Palm Pixi. In other words, I am technologically fashionable and rockin some heavy equipment. This means the blog is about to get much more interesting. Just a heads up. This shit is going to get real. And by “real” I mean “technologically badass.” [...]

06/27/2006 Why is the sky blue? –I’ve been wondering… There’s a great scientific answer available if you do the google thing. Otherwise, I’ll venture that the sky is blue because the cockroaches that secretly rule the earth told it to be blue. And it was good. 06/26/2006 I gave my number to a girl I [...]

What kind of a high do you get from absinthe? Does it hit you like a visual hallucinogen, or is it merely an altered mental state? Do you use it in your creative process? –Mssr. La Verte My (perfectly legal, Mr. NSA wire-tapper big brother guy!) experiences with absinthe have been pretty awesome. You drink [...]

At what time does worry turn into paranoia ? –Moonan 4:20. What should I wear to work tomorrow? –Lost in the closet Khakis, a button down shirt, and a trucker hat that says “Your mom likes it rough.” Is there a good explanation for nipples on men that you’re aware of? –Some Guy Male lactation [...]

Are you tracking the IP addresses of where the questions come from? Can you guess who your question askers are? C’mon, you do it, admit it. –Curious I actually am not tech-saavy enough to figure that out. I’m not sure if you noticed, but my form is as plain as can be. So, no IP [...]

A co-worker whose friendship I enjoy greatly has a Journal on the same online Journaling service (LiveJournal) that I do. Most of my posts are locked, especially the ones about work or sex. He wants to add me and I joked that this would never happen, which I think is totally understandable. That said, …

One of my family members recently entered my email address into one of those sites that sends greeting cards.  I absolutetly despise those sites because they generate lots of spam.  How can I express disapproval of having my email address spread around without my permission, without seeming ungrateful for their thoughtfulness? –Anonymous You could be [...]

Why does this website look funny in firefox? it makes me sad. kisses! –Cat Well, Cat, the reason this website looks funny in firefox is because I was playing with absolute positioning in CSS and I’m clearly not that good yet. This is what happens when you forgo blogging software and do everything with an [...]