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I'm not going to lie, when I read this piece of ephemera, I wanted a Digby of my own.   The idea of having a child-doll instead of a child, or even in addition to, does not strike me as odd or ...Read More

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"Remember you came from dust, and to the dust you will return." I'm stuck in a loop and I'm having a hard time breaking it. I joke about my misanthropy at times. I joke about how I go through periods where I ...Read More

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All this talk of new media, and instead I give you a poem. Investment Advice I think, given the detrimental state of it all, that our salvation, as a people and species, lies in the restorative power of skimmed milk. We all know that water ...Read More

06/27/2006 Why is the sky blue? --I've been wondering... There's a great scientific answer available if you do the google thing. Otherwise, I'll venture that the sky is blue because the cockroaches that secretly rule the earth told it to be blue. And ...Read More

06/08/2006 "Quetzalcoatl"... The Book of Mormon "The Book of Mormon"...Red Lobster Why Doesn't Ask Adri enable commenting on questions and answers? --Bursting with Comments Well, the main reason Ask Adri doesn't do that is because Adri doesn't know how to do that. She's in the ...Read More

What kind of a high do you get from absinthe? Does it hit you like a visual hallucinogen, or is it merely an altered mental state? Do you use it in your creative process? --Mssr. La Verte My (perfectly legal, Mr. ...Read More

Who is your favorite slam poet in each of the following cities: (a) Austin, TX (b) New York City (c) San Fran/Oakland (d) L.A. (e) Dallas (f) Houston So I started to actually answer this question. Like... I wrote out my answers and then I looked at ...Read More