All this talk of new media, and instead I give you a poem. Investment Advice I think, given the detrimental state of it all, that our salvation, as a people and species, lies in the restorative power of skimmed milk. We all know that water will fail us— it is, after all, susceptible to the [...]

06/27/2006 Why is the sky blue? –I’ve been wondering… There’s a great scientific answer available if you do the google thing. Otherwise, I’ll venture that the sky is blue because the cockroaches that secretly rule the earth told it to be blue. And it was good. 06/26/2006 I gave my number to a girl I [...]

06/08/2006 “Quetzalcoatl”… The Book of Mormon “The Book of Mormon”…Red Lobster Why Doesn’t Ask Adri enable commenting on questions and answers? –Bursting with Comments Well, the main reason Ask Adri doesn’t do that is because Adri doesn’t know how to do that. She’s in the process of moving to Word Press or livejournal so this [...]

What kind of a high do you get from absinthe? Does it hit you like a visual hallucinogen, or is it merely an altered mental state? Do you use it in your creative process? –Mssr. La Verte My (perfectly legal, Mr. NSA wire-tapper big brother guy!) experiences with absinthe have been pretty awesome. You drink [...]

Who is your favorite slam poet in each of the following cities: (a) Austin, TX (b) New York City (c) San Fran/Oakland (d) L.A. (e) Dallas (f) Houston So I started to actually answer this question. Like… I wrote out my answers and then I looked at them and thought about the poets I care [...]