retards

So, Pete* and I have a conversation about the kind of reality show star I would be. You know, the awesome kind. And Pete says something along the lines of "yeah, and you could totally capitalize on your fifteen minutes ...Read More

Celebrity Books I Would Purchase

Got my orders on Friday. Gave some blood, took a urine sample, let them put monitors on my heart and x-ray my chest for a while that afternoon. Filled out paperwork. Told them I was Catholic in case a priest ...Read More

Blood Works

What is there to do in houston for entertainment outside the bar scene? -- Tourista Well, that depends on what you like to do. My friend Rachel goes running with the Kenyan Way for fun and fitness. Pete plays indoor soccer at ...Read More

What to do

The oddest book title of 2007, according to the folks at TheBookSeller.com: If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs. It's not just odd, it's also misogynist and retarded. Oooh, and it was written by someone whose nom ...Read More

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