My parents gave me a car.* I parked the car in my boyfriend’s apartment complex. Then terrorizers broke in and stole my snazzy sound system. And they left the car door open. Good thing I had nothing in the car.   The door was smashed with fists, I think. I can tell from the fist-sized [...]

I believe in productination. It’s when you procrastinate while being productive. Cleaning, for example, when you should be doing other things (like reading or writing or assembling my new desk or doing website work for a client). Today I cleaned the bathroom and the fridge. I just moved into an apartment in Houston that I [...]

A man at a bar called me a “dirty spic” this weekend. Earlier this week, I was hanging out with some brown folk and a friend dropped in on us. “Who invited the white girl?” someone asked when my friend C went to go get herself a drink. Everyone at the table laughed. This weekend, [...]

Missed dates and missed steaks. I can’t stay on topic these days with my writing. Been starting essays on writing and ended up writing about soccer (again). Wrote about dead cows and ate a steak. Went to Houston. Drove to South Texas. Saw my mother. The dog is cuter than I am. The dog behaves [...]

A great bachelor party story at Ftrain.com. Although, I was a bit hesitant to post it. Pete and I were chatting the other day, he mentioned that I seem to bring up weddings and babies a lot lately and that it’s freaking him out. Quite frankly, as soon as he said that, I started freaking [...]

06/27/2006 Why is the sky blue? –I’ve been wondering… There’s a great scientific answer available if you do the google thing. Otherwise, I’ll venture that the sky is blue because the cockroaches that secretly rule the earth told it to be blue. And it was good. 06/26/2006 I gave my number to a girl I [...]