So, Pete* and I have a conversation about the kind of reality show star I would be. You know, the awesome kind. And Pete says something along the lines of “yeah, and you could totally capitalize on your fifteen minutes of fame. Turn it into an hour or something.” And then I say, “yeah, I’ll [...]
A great bachelor party story at Ftrain.com. Although, I was a bit hesitant to post it. Pete and I were chatting the other day, he mentioned that I seem to bring up weddings and babies a lot lately and that it’s freaking him out. Quite frankly, as soon as he said that, I started freaking [...]
* 1. vanity: I think all blogs should reflect an appropriate amount of authorial vanity. This one is no exception.
2. big-headed: I have a large cranium and I am full of myself.
3. Cubus: A quote I love from Lolita: "So Humbert the Cubus schemed and dreamed - and the red sun of desire and decision (the two things that create a live world) rose higher and higher, while upon a succession of balconies a succession of libertines, sparkling glass in hand, toasted the bliss of past and future nights." The "Cubus" part is a pun on "incubus" and follows a line about impregnating Lolita. This somehow appeals to me.
