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What do Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson have in Common?

From the Rolling Stone Article, "How America Lost the War on Drugs" - The drug war, in the end, has been undone in no small part by the sweeping and inflexible nature of its own metaphor. At the beginning, in the ...Read More

Like a Complete Unknown

I'm a big fan of TLAs (my old boss at Enron Defense loved saying "TLA" all the time. He'd say something like "EBS and other TLAs." The first day of work I stared at him until he finally explained: Three ...Read More

Breaking News (for Pitt CNF MFAs)

Right, so I used to be in a really good liberal arts school, developed a hard drug habit and was asked to leave. I returned home insecure and anxious about life and joined another college and things are slowly but ...Read More

Never Odd or Even

What kind of a high do you get from absinthe? Does it hit you like a visual hallucinogen, or is it merely an altered mental state? Do you use it in your creative process? --Mssr. La Verte My (perfectly legal, Mr. ...Read More

Mssr. La Verte

At what time does worry turn into paranoia ? --Moonan 4:20. What should I wear to work tomorrow? --Lost in the closet Khakis, a button down shirt, and a trucker hat that says "Your mom likes it rough." Is there a good ...Read More

Moonan, Lost in the closet, Some Guy, & Dorito Clit