Resting Somnambulist IV, Pyke Koch

There are nights when I cannot sleep, for instead of seeking slumber, I am composing elaborate speeches. I've gotten quite good. This, I will explain to my imaginary audience, is how I feel about you. And I will go on ...Read More

If I could sleep forever, I could forget about everything

caliper

Dear Adri, This may be a strange question, but I'm not quite sure where and how to ask. I feel that if I mention this to my guy friends, they'll think I'm weird, and I don't have any girl friends. ...Read More

Weighty Issues

nose

I am a girl. Lately, I've noticed that my body smells funkier than before. I don't think it's a clinical thing, it's just my body is starting to smell differently. I'm afraid that my body chemistry is changing as I ...Read More

That Girly Smell

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="245" caption="Don't go stealing my identity now that you know how old I am. "][/caption] The staples that held together my abdomen were removed this morning. The lady who pulled them out (with pliers!) told me that I ...Read More

Unstapled

My head feels like it's the size of a small planet. I keep getting dizzy and there's no real accounting as to the whys and whats of this. Every time the phone rings while I'm conscious, I silence it because ...Read More

The Good Life

Got my orders on Friday. Gave some blood, took a urine sample, let them put monitors on my heart and x-ray my chest for a while that afternoon. Filled out paperwork. Told them I was Catholic in case a priest ...Read More

Blood Works

Loplop Introduces Loplop

Woke up yesterday morning, took a shower, got dressed, stuffed a bag full of necessaries, sat down at the computer and promptly developed back pain. Good times! Doctor says it's stress. Lots of stress. Wonder why I'm under stress? Oh, yeah... ...Read More

Loplop Introduces Loplop who in turn introduces more Loplop