ashwednesday

"Remember you came from dust, and to the dust you will return." I'm stuck in a loop and I'm having a hard time breaking it. I joke about my misanthropy at times. I joke about how I go through periods where I ...Read More

retards

So, Pete* and I have a conversation about the kind of reality show star I would be. You know, the awesome kind. And Pete says something along the lines of "yeah, and you could totally capitalize on your fifteen minutes ...Read More

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="245" caption="Don't go stealing my identity now that you know how old I am. "][/caption] The staples that held together my abdomen were removed this morning. The lady who pulled them out (with pliers!) told me that I ...Read More

rockabilly night

A man at a bar called me a "dirty spic" this weekend. Earlier this week, I was hanging out with some brown folk and a friend dropped in on us. "Who invited the white girl?" someone asked when my friend C ...Read More

family

Missed dates and missed steaks. I can't stay on topic these days with my writing. Been starting essays on writing and ended up writing about soccer (again). Wrote about dead cows and ate a steak. Went to Houston. Drove to ...Read More

Adri: I heard that nalgene was hazardous to your health. Is that true? - Curio I'm not sure, I poked around and found this. My friend Joe swears that nalgene is terrible. But here's what my friendly scientist friend has to ...Read More

06/27/2006 Why is the sky blue? --I've been wondering... There's a great scientific answer available if you do the google thing. Otherwise, I'll venture that the sky is blue because the cockroaches that secretly rule the earth told it to be blue. And ...Read More