The oddest book title of 2007, according to the folks at TheBookSeller.com: If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs. It’s not just odd, it’s also misogynist and retarded. Oooh, and it was written by someone whose nom de plume is “Big Boom.” Clearly, we’ve come along way from the first winner [...]
* 1. vanity: I think all blogs should reflect an appropriate amount of authorial vanity. This one is no exception.
2. big-headed: I have a large cranium and I am full of myself.
3. Cubus: A quote I love from Lolita: "So Humbert the Cubus schemed and dreamed - and the red sun of desire and decision (the two things that create a live world) rose higher and higher, while upon a succession of balconies a succession of libertines, sparkling glass in hand, toasted the bliss of past and future nights." The "Cubus" part is a pun on "incubus" and follows a line about impregnating Lolita. This somehow appeals to me.
