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Adri, On a month and a half ago I hooked up with a guy I met at the party I went to.  We had a few mutual friends, but had never met.  The next morning we exchanged numbers awkwardly and I never expected ...Read More

Territorial Disputes

Adri, I'm dating this girl and things went pretty quickly, to the point where we came close to having sex the other night. The next day she told me the reason she stopped short of sex the previous night is because ...Read More

Pockets Full of Posies

I have been the worst blogger ever. When things are well (or at least busy), I get so caught up in the happenings of the universe, that I forget to write.  It's like I go through stages of intense thinking ...Read More

In a Purple Room lies a Nurple Boom

I am inexplicably infatuated with a good friend of mine. I'm pretty sure she knows but has yet to make an issue of it nor run off. I have no intentions of pursuing a relationship or making a play to ...Read More

Those Inexplicable Things

I know you're a girl, but I have a few questions about circumcision. 1) They say that guys who aren't circumsized experience sexual pleasure more than guys who are. How is it even possible to "calculate" that? 2) Do girls care? 3) Does ...Read More

Circum-locution

Adri & Sammy The Owl

My friend Phil just forwarded me this interesting article in the Houston Press. Apparently, Rice Students are not having sex. The few that do have sex are not having any good sex. Because I'm really good at finding things that offend ...Read More

“Virgin Central,” Class of ’05

Recently, Gawker linked to the ad below: Now, we can all agree that the ad is charming and funny, seeing how it plays off of people's expectations, etc. Of course, the ad implies that somehow, the dude in bed forgot ...Read More

Like a Natural Woman