Adri, On a month and a half ago I hooked up with a guy I met at the party I went to. We had a few mutual friends, but had never met. The next morning we exchanged numbers awkwardly and I never expected to hear from him again. We texted a few times that week and then nothing. [...]
Adri, I’m dating this girl and things went pretty quickly, to the point where we came close to having sex the other night. The next day she told me the reason she stopped short of sex the previous night is because she has genital herpes. She gave me an out and told me that she [...]
I have been the worst blogger ever. When things are well (or at least busy), I get so caught up in the happenings of the universe, that I forget to write. It’s like I go through stages of intense thinking and living, and feel like I have to absorb it all for a long time, [...]
I am inexplicably infatuated with a good friend of mine. I’m pretty sure she knows but has yet to make an issue of it nor run off. I have no intentions of pursuing a relationship or making a play to woo her. I would like to maintain the friendship without straining things, how do I [...]
I know you’re a girl, but I have a few questions about circumcision. 1) They say that guys who aren’t circumsized experience sexual pleasure more than guys who are. How is it even possible to “calculate” that? 2) Do girls care? 3) Does it make sense for a father to have his son circumsized if [...]
My friend Phil just forwarded me this interesting article in the Houston Press. Apparently, Rice Students are not having sex. The few that do have sex are not having any good sex. Because I’m really good at finding things that offend me [full disclosure: I attended Rice University, class of 2005], I’ll point to the [...]
Recently, Gawker linked to the ad below: Now, we can all agree that the ad is charming and funny, seeing how it plays off of people’s expectations, etc. Of course, the ad implies that somehow, the dude in bed forgot that he had slept with a woman the night before. Unless they were drinking or [...]
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A man in the UK is put on the sex offender’s list after “having sex with a bicycle.” There were several articles that alluded to this in the news yesterday, but none of them actually explained how it was possible for a man to have sex with a bicycle. While I understand how one could [...]
Adri, So I started seeing this girl. Trying to kiss her after a couple of dates was a little fast for her. I just about got the Heisman stff-arm from her. Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve gotten her to open up a little: holding my hand, I even got her to lean on [...]
name three slam poets you would have sex with, right now, no questions asked. and no, you can’t choose poets you’ve already fucked. and no chicks either, cause that’s way too easy. –Zyx I’ve already had sex with every slam poet. Ever. Actually, I would shag Corinna Bain, Rachel McKibbens, and Karen Ladson. I dare [...]
I’m in my mid-20′s and I haven’t had sex yet. I used to get the virgin question and had absolutely no problem saying no, but lately the zero problem has grown to a slight problem. Now I’ve done just about everything else i.e. dry-humping and oral sex, but most people don’t consider that sex in [...]
What are some underrated/unappreciated erogenous zones on the female body? –wild bill My whole body is an erogenous zone if done correctly. That’s the thing. It’s not always where you touch (although sometimes that’s critical), it’s how you touch. I can’t really tell you what any other girls’ zones are, but I know that I [...]
I’ve been dating a woman for several months, but the physical side of our relationship is rather confusing. She’ll go down on me, but won’t let me go down on her or even see her peachfish, and she’ll only let me fuck her up the ass (no vag AT ALL) with the lights off. …
my boyfriend has some pretty severe anger issues. he has never hit another person, but a few years back (when he was angrier than he is now) he broke a girlfriend’s laptop–like, smashed it to bits–during an argument. he still gets really angry easily and because i was abused as a child i get …
Lately, I’ve been going brazilian down there with a landing strip, and I’m a big fan. I don’t really have a problem with vag-hair, but at the moment I like it this way. My boyfriend isn’t really invested, but enjoys both the hairy and hairless look. I’d really like to go all-out and rid …
* 1. vanity: I think all blogs should reflect an appropriate amount of authorial vanity. This one is no exception.
2. big-headed: I have a large cranium and I am full of myself.
3. Cubus: A quote I love from Lolita: "So Humbert the Cubus schemed and dreamed - and the red sun of desire and decision (the two things that create a live world) rose higher and higher, while upon a succession of balconies a succession of libertines, sparkling glass in hand, toasted the bliss of past and future nights." The "Cubus" part is a pun on "incubus" and follows a line about impregnating Lolita. This somehow appeals to me.
