“Snickerdoodle”…Yankee
-doodle
Mason.

06/30/2006
“Reb Lobster”… Donut

Snickerdoodle.

06/29/2006
Are long distance relationships worth it?.
–FINE

Maybe. It really depends on you. If you’re totally in love and there’s a committment toward a common future, then yes. If it’s because you are scared of meeting other people and are comfortable in what you are doing now, and you’re latching onto whatever you can because [...]

06/08/2006
“Quetzalcoatl”… The Book of Mormon

“The Book of Mormon”…Red Lobster

Why Doesn’t Ask Adri enable commenting on questions and answers?
–Bursting with Comments

Well, the main reason Ask Adri doesn’t do that is because Adri doesn’t know how to do that. She’s in the process of moving to Word Press or livejournal so this is possible, but in the [...]

“Pirate Monkey” … Charlton Heston

Quetzalcoatl

Who is your favorite slam poet in each of the following cities:
(a) Austin, TX
(b) New York City
(c) San Fran/Oakland
(d) L.A.
(e) Dallas
(f) Houston

So I started to actually answer this question. Like… I wrote out my answers and then I looked at them and thought about the poets I care for in every region. And honestly, I [...]

So here’s the deal: My dick hurts.
Should I (a) lop it off, (b) douse it in cocoa butter, or (c) tell it everything’s going to be OK even though I know, deep down, where it counts, that it won’t, in fact, be OK?
–Booyakasha

I suppose it’s important to examine possible reasons why your dick [...]